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a little half japanese half american SOPHMORE who wishes/thinks shes a senior. She gets pissed if any of the other senior guys talk to anyone outside of "slackk" and thinks she owns everyone and everything. Really shes the bigest bitch and thinks it makes her cool when really everyone hates her. Shes excited to go to prom when ppl really wanted to start a petition saying she couldnt go. Her "boyfriend" is the biggest tool you'll ever meet and is basically her little bitch. She loves to cause drama bc her life so boring she has nothing better to do. She loves this one senior girl caroline when she thinks audreys the most annoyingest person and thinks shes stalking her.
AG: i need to get a job man!
C: yeah i have a job at the tanning place
_THE VERY NEXT DAY_
C: audrey?
AG: hehe yayy we're working together now doesnt that make me the shit?!
by i love myself May 05, 2005
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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