the most beautiful girl you will ever know, not just a typical girl...shes very lovely, kind, smart, optimistic and has the best personality. the kind of girl you would want to present to your mother and be proud of. she is perfect ,with a simple smile she probably already have captivated your mind and soul. she's a sweetheart (a true lady with class and self respect) but don't push her to her limit. she wont mind getting down and dirty.
has a nice butt

the kind of girl every guy wants and dreams about and every girl envies
i think i fell in love with agnes
omg Agnes is so beautiful!
you're such an Agnes
would you please to me the favor and marry me, Agnes
you will live happily with Agnes
you will never regret meeting her for one split second
by unknown123bxox March 28, 2013
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a computer voice that is given by default to macintosh computers. it is quite irritating, but hyterically funny to use to your own advantage.
agnes says: ______________________________________
(insert whatever you want in here)
by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004
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agnes is a short, pasty white (like rlly white like she looks like she is constantly constipated and about to die bc she is that pale in her face), hairy yeti!! she is usually very very flat and comes in bulks of hair and white skin. she has very annoying brothers .called corn and rolf. she is also such a suck up to her mum and is the biggest little bitch out there. she is never here bc shes always away at her beach house. agnes is absolutely ton deaf and will be single for ever bc she is not loved until she is 45 bc then she will find her true love (they've aaaalready met but her true love is too good for her). anyways conclusion: agnes is a white yeti like that guy from that movie.. hehe dont name ur child agnes
girl: omg did u see agnes in bio
boi: um no but i did see a white yeti
girl: yep you saw agnes then
by ishipgalex November 10, 2020
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A piece of shit person who loves hentai and jacking off with his friends to his crush
guy #1: Nico is being an Agnes again
guy #2: welp looks like i'm gonna be covered in jizz for the third time today
by totally not malachi October 20, 2018
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A very kind and intelligent person, often creative and tireless in reaching set goals. Agnes is also very outgoing and sociable, someone you definitely want to be around!
Agnes, you're holy!
by Giocomo February 03, 2010
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Ahh... An Agnes, u decided to search up agnes.

WELL LET ME TELL U ALL ABOUT HERRR

Agnes and a beautiful And muscular girl that u will fall in love with once u meet her. She is very smart and can be very close with her teachers. Loves 90s sort of music...i guess that's what u call it. And has a big heart and cares about u and how u are. that didn't make sense. Very good at acting and likes to dance.

I LOVE U AGGIE 💗💗
Quinton: I LOVE AGNES BROSOME SHE IS SO COOOLLLL
Rowan: BROSOME I know rightttttt, she is a great friend!!!!

Wing: YEEEEPPP
Aitan: I Feel ur bones dudesomes.😎
*Random Fan walking on sidewalk with sign says LOVE U AGGIE*
Mary: BUY RUGS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS!!
by it's UR gurrrllll February 03, 2019
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