An expression derived from flick the bean and Amish Kapoor's Cloud gate aka the bean
I hope you think of me while you agitate the cloud gate
by Dark Hex January 26, 2023
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Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.
What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.
by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
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Kurdish male name. meaning brave.

Loving man, full of life. his eyes shine with their own light, with his smile giving reason to the world. faithful and unique, always present.
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Kurdish male name. meaning brave. Loving man, full of life. his eyes shine with their own light, with his smile giving reason to the world. faithful and unique, always present.
by User170920 November 21, 2021
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SOMEBODY WHO HAS AN CRUSH ON THE WORD "HOPE" (SORRY NOT SORRY FOR THE CAPS)
AGIT SAID HOPE 100 TIMES AT THE LEAST
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A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.
Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.
by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018
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The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.
Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.
by Kachumber May 7, 2020
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