aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
by markolai April 02, 2014
by EkkuZakku December 26, 2015
A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning
by Darenmaren April 17, 2020
by Icrine December 31, 2015
by Badwiller June 14, 2017
A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.
Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”
Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth
Example 2: Spelling bee contest*
Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING
Child: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.
Child:
A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G
Judge: That is correct!
Crowd Applause*
Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth
Example 2: Spelling bee contest*
Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING
Child: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.
Child:
A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G
Judge: That is correct!
Crowd Applause*
by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019
Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"
"Good aftermorning!"
by Mr. Ziad November 04, 2020