This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.
Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
by Johnny Appleseed II December 02, 2013
that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their
by DrOeE August 17, 2006
A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!
Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.
by Squibs August 04, 2006
A sexual act in which the female has her arms and legs ties together with her ass raised up and facing the head board. The male (standing atop the head board) leaps off and dives both fists directly into the female's anus. While still inside, the male rolls onto his back. The female then deep throats him while screaming to the heavens the third book of the Qur'an.
Jake: Dude, I think I'm in love with her.
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!
by WarmPeas May 15, 2015
Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.
by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 03, 2017
Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016
Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.
by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011