A SORT OF CONFUSING COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY RELATE TO THE MIDDLE EASTERN CULTURE AND CENTRAL ASIAN CULTURE. BEAUTIFUL NATURE IN THE COUNTRY LIKE SNOW Capped mountains, deserts and small cities. the people are beautiful but thew only thing wrecking this country is poverty and war. the country used to be part of Persia. Afghanistan is pretty much Iran but under a different name and same language. THEY ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF IRAN
friend: where are you from?
me: im from afghanistan
friend: oh isnt that a middle eastern country or something?
me: kind of. .it depends on the province your from
Friend:( confused and walks away) okay nice!
by Muskaan Akhgar May 09, 2019
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A country that supposedly went democratic for a while back, but is currently slipping back to a similar regime that was in place before America bombed the fuck out of it. Can anyone guess why?
by Brewdles April 01, 2003
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The country the United States was supposed to invade instead of Iraq.
Why in the hell did we wage war on Iraq, when it was Al Qaeda (Afghanistan) that attacked us on 9/11?
by not found [Error 404] February 07, 2009
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Afghanistan is a landlocked country located in Central Asia.
Because of the Afghan's inability to curb their lust for sex with underage boys
and their need to beat their women mercilessly without consequence,
they are known as the dirty balloon knot tied by the sad clown of despair of Central Asia.
So Roy, you just got back from Afghanistan.......
What did you think of the place?

Kabul looked like a dirty balloon knot tied by the sad clown of despair.
by Assghanistan February 20, 2014
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The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.
The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.
by SmellyClown December 04, 2013
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