When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
by Johnny Twotone March 25, 2014
by HORNZ October 27, 2007
The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008
by bigtm09 February 12, 2010
When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
by bransuave November 04, 2010
When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
by Nut N run September 01, 2017
Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.
by Gulf War Doctor April 01, 2020

