When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.
by Johnny Twotone March 25, 2014
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rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.
I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?
by HORNZ October 27, 2007
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The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008
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When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards
I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.
by bigtm09 February 12, 2010
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When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
by bransuave November 04, 2010
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When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
by Nut N run September 01, 2017
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Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.
Crikey mate, I hit my Sheila with the Afghani Black Hawk this arvo, it was fire.
by Gulf War Doctor April 01, 2020
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