Advisors are the highest-ranking aliens on Half-Life. Their body shape is worm-like and they have robotic devices to enhance their abilities. They have a long, disgusting, long tongue that can inject into numerous materials (e.g. flesh, skin etc. etc.) And it's probably how they feed themselves. They have the ability to levitate and fly. They have telekinetic powers as they can crush, pull/push things with their mind. They have a weird, ancient-looking collar around their... Neck? Anyways, It has some strange signs and it probably means something, meh.

Hairy balls. Used in context with Woodrow Wilson

Most corrupted review site there is. You can pretty much garauntee every business on there with a five star review has begged for it.

Helps people at the dealership when they are having car problems.

Worst possible job in a dealership in which everything is your fault, people curse you daily and your coworkers are worthless.

Another term for bartender.

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.