A handheld console, manufactured by Nintendo. Powered by a 32-bit MIPS processor, it is the most powerful handheld console to date. The screen lacks a backlight, so it is very hard to use in dark areas. Several lights are available to make the screen more readable.

Where you take your significant other or the one you want to get dirty with and jump aboard the fuck truck all the way to pound town

probably the conference call you're on right now

The newest Call of Duty game, set to release November 2014, basically like Titanfall

The last sentence found in questions asked by most people online. Commonly found in help forums or almost everywhere.

Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.

a super hard class

Herald to the renaissance of video games. Scourge of the 3D world. Competitor of home consoles. Object of envy to Sony and N-Gage fanboys.