The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:

Photoshop: $700

Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)

Thank god for torrents.
Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.
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A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."
by Annorax October 24, 2004
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4. A slang term used to refer to short homosexual Asian men.
Hey its that nerd Adobe over there.
by JC_ZERO January 10, 2008
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the little car that's made out of clay.
"Hey hey... were adobe... the little car that's made out of clay..."
by glad i'm not a sig ep March 24, 2004
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The company which makes PHOTOSHOP, PREMIERE and etc.........
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That is Adobe's
by Kang Hansol September 04, 2003
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To love someone or something beyond words would be to love someone or something adobically.
Wow, Nicole really loves him adobically.
Our love? It was adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.
by hivaconnicole July 18, 2018
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- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."

Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"

Person A "Adobeism."

Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
by DocMcDupps June 24, 2019
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