when a man rams his penis into a woman's anus so hard, his balls also enter the anus. best executed when shouting "HUZZAH!" shortly thereafter.

An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools

sneaking a furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparked rumours that his men would drink from the barrell.

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Admirals Wishbone originated in Rota,Spain on a Spanish Naval Base. The Admirals Wishbone is a sexual act, the nature of this act is thought by some to be impossible. To successfully do The Admirals Wishbone, one must take his balls into a womens anus while he still is banging her vagina. Thus creating a wishbone type of shape.

A person who you feel drawn towards and have a strong appreciation for but nevertheless you are satisfied with your distant and perhaps non-existent relationship.

The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.