Person A: Don't you just love it when someone tickles you with a bird leaf in bed?
Person B: Bitch wtf? Do you mean a feather?
Person A: Omg, i totes forgot.

Person B: Thats some nihal logic.
Person A: Nihal logic is smart!
Person B: DUMB SHIT, FUCKING ADITYA LOGIC LOOKIN' ASS.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"