Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.
Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
by porneggs August 31, 2005
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A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.
Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."
by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019