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to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 14, 2003
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May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it
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devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
by sistwosix December 14, 2003
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getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing
you have vip acess ;)
by Joey October 18, 2003
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Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave October 17, 2003
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I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
by Dr. Hemp October 14, 2003
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