by ocelotsixx December 05, 2008
by Iyad Mahdood January 25, 2013
After taking a satisfyingly optimal poo, if a wipe is unnecessary or there is no lingering residue on the toilet paper, then you have successfully "Aced". If one wipe was necessary, then you received a "Birdie". Two wipes - Par. And So on and so forth. However, if you have successfully aced, you must make an A-frame above your head, like in that ridiculous song YMCA by The Village People, and shout "Ace" to the first person you see after your poo.
by Lukesmells September 14, 2013
by dmplesUT December 11, 2002
1. When you take a dump with no poo residue left behind on your ass; wiping is not required.
2. A flawless crap where the poo has exited without smudging on your ass; absolutely no mess at all.
2. A flawless crap where the poo has exited without smudging on your ass; absolutely no mess at all.
1. After i had a deuce I went to whipe my ass but when i looked at the tp after whipping there was no shit on it, I had an ace!
2. Jimmy is on fire this week, his shit streak has been unmatched with a total of 7 consecutive aces.
3. I'm so glad I had a fawking ace, I had no time for maintenance on my durf because I was in a hurry.
2. Jimmy is on fire this week, his shit streak has been unmatched with a total of 7 consecutive aces.
3. I'm so glad I had a fawking ace, I had no time for maintenance on my durf because I was in a hurry.
by Moonshine March 20, 2005
Abbreviation for “Anal Commando;” A title given to a person (typically a male) in an authoritative position who abuses his (or her) power. Said person is typically overzealous and uptight (anal).
Principal McVicker is a real Anal Commando! He has a huge bug up his ass.
The AC gave me another detention in class today.
AC Rimmerman is a real cunt-- he nailed me with another fine today.
The AC gave me another detention in class today.
AC Rimmerman is a real cunt-- he nailed me with another fine today.
by Vaughn Rosenbloom February 27, 2006