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a nickname for people named abby
my friend: hey abster!
by abster421 November 29, 2018
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Someone who is incredibly ripped. They automatically get all women. Their rock hard abs can deflect anything that gets in their way. Their unable to fit through doorways due to being so big.
Hot women: omg do you see that man, he is such an abster.
by rippedguy201 June 29, 2020
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1. A person who is overally religious within the Christian faith.

2. A person who is absent of sexual intercourse.
Todd is such a Christian abster.
by YourFiratNorbals June 26, 2017
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A white boomer who is extremely racist
You : you see abster over there?
Average Folk : yea?
You : He's a racist boomer
Average Folk : Oh hah
by Anime Police February 16, 2020
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