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when you are engaged in sexual intercourse for to long and your abdominal muscles lock up.
Man: dude I got the worst absors last night when I was fucking Alexis, I could barely walk after that.
by volnester6996 April 18, 2017
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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