remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
'what an absolute'
by Fred October 20, 2003
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Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.
by Foreknow 4NO Apparel January 28, 2007
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it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.
P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely
by jude-e December 05, 2001
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absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)
The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.
by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011
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Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.
James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.
by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008
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a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.
Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.
by El Negro September 11, 2004
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