Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

Absolute Unit

Someone THICC and BIGG.

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”

by Panda Halo June 10, 2018

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020

Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 18, 2021

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 4, 2018

Absolute Unit

Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.

yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.

by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018