To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

A backwater village in Royal Deeside, about a 50 minutes' drive from Aberdeen, set in a small valley with a population of 2280 as of 2001. The result of this location is to give it ridiculously high high temperatures (for Scotland), ridiculously low low temperatures and a strangely low number of midges for some reason. It's about the most English Scottish village you could find, sporting a green and a damn pavillion. It has a primary school and a secondary school with a very high concentration of those that one would probably refer to as "dodgy fuckin cunts". But the water tastes weirdly pleasant so oh well.

Probably one of the worse schools in history, Mrs Scott, Mr Drennan, Mr Macintyre and Mr Foy can all suck some juicy dick