what somebody will search on google when bored to find this.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

the alphabet.
also typed in extreme boredness.
also put on urban dictionary by a super bored person.

the fucking alphabet dumbass!

write this on your hand it will come in handy trust me

Thank god! Your keyboard is working, even though you spilt hot coffee on it.

Pronounced Ab-kuh-def-ji-jik-melo-nop-kerstoov-wicks-es