the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
by your local holy keigan November 05, 2020
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
by your local holy keigan November 05, 2020
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