To have a strange and rather uncontrollable obsession with abbie
Sufferors are generally described as 'wabbies'
Can often result in involentry erections and burning loins

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.