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Abbas Kasim Mulji
Some of abbas’s Traits
1. Abbas is very good at basketball in fact if he was a NBA 2k19 player he would be a defending playmaking sharp shooter
He is a very good defender if he really was “tryharding”. We know this since we have been tracking Abbas down with a tracker in his upper arm to watch what he does everyday. And we are surprised of how good he is at basketball
2. Abbas used to loveeeeee Fortnite. In fact he was so good at it that he could’ve done the best 90s ever.
3. Abbas’s blonde hair. Sometimes he likes to feel fashion so he likes getting that flashy stuff
4. Ali is low key worse than him at everything.jk
5.THIS WAS ALL A PRANK
ALI MADE THIS
Some of abbas’s Traits
1. Abbas is very good at basketball in fact if he was a NBA 2k19 player he would be a defending playmaking sharp shooter
He is a very good defender if he really was “tryharding”. We know this since we have been tracking Abbas down with a tracker in his upper arm to watch what he does everyday. And we are surprised of how good he is at basketball
2. Abbas used to loveeeeee Fortnite. In fact he was so good at it that he could’ve done the best 90s ever.
3. Abbas’s blonde hair. Sometimes he likes to feel fashion so he likes getting that flashy stuff
4. Ali is low key worse than him at everything.jk
5.THIS WAS ALL A PRANK
ALI MADE THIS
by XxRecklxZLion’s slave August 04, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006