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the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
aard·varkrdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
by REnergy December 13, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
by ned3 January 11, 2009
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(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006
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A man amogst men. well known and considered a plug in most circles. The kind of guy who gets a high from talking to people.
Aardvark went 3 days without sleep because he was too busy getting high just talking to people.
by Haardvark November 03, 2018
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