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An ass that has been waxed clean of hair
That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time
Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass
by brianlafeve November 19, 2019
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