by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017
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The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
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Watching some Dr. Phil, drinking wine, and Flower Pounding is the definition of a productive Friday night.
by Sean Murry November 28, 2018
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Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 04, 2018
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When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.
Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.
Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.
Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.
by Tarbargain January 14, 2014
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