Urban Dictionary: a-lohan

by Sussybaka_6969 September 26, 2021

(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)

When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.

by Der Gonkulator June 17, 2013

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Lohan

Just like a Felix but is an introvert :)

Actually a genuinely good person.

Let’s go to the bar and get LOHANNED!

by Tittyslander March 09, 2021

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lohanability

An individuals partying abilities.

That girl has so much lohanability it's crazy, she was at it til 7 in the morning.

by jerika September 20, 2007

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lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole February 15, 2016

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Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 21, 2012

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