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Getting drunk with your mates, then deciding to shave your head.
Man, we all got so drunk on Saturday, we ended up giving Karl 'a-britney'
by Hilldog3000 February 22, 2007
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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yourself or someone else either having done or in the act of doing something stupid Britney Spears would do
walking into AND using a nasty gas station bathroom barefooted-i.e. omg! are you kidding? you totally gave that A Britney! also dating random unworthy people-i.e. if you date him you're so pulling A Britney!
by nestle leslie October 05, 2006
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(A) Britney
Person 1: Hey, can I buy a spear?
Person 2: If you get a Britney this week you save $50.
Person 1: I'll do that then, I could do with more than one anyway.
by 125ark August 16, 2020
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To stimulate oneself while your shirt is tied in a Britney spears 'hit me baby' knot.
Dude : Thank god i was doing a-britney and not a-miley as my house mates came home mid flow.

Guy: Pheww , altho if you can't undo the knot in time i think it looks worse.
by chrysalis90 May 13, 2016
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