An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Like a work husband/gf/bf, but so similar in hobbies and knowledge that it is as if they are the same person.

When your body begins to shut down right before your shift, you begin to feel really sick. (Often caused by stress from work)

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.

A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.

A mental block that a person hits while at work where it become damn near impossible to continue working for the day. The work wall is typically hit a few minutes before the work day officially ends, though on some days it's inconveniently hit much earlier, especially if one is "not feeling it".

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.