When you don't have to leave your room, but still manage to get a girl to come over and pound the night away

When a bitch swallows your cum and kisses her boyfriend with tongue afterwards.

A very long tongue that's fit for making out, licking abs, blow jobs, etc. Usually stretches down to the chin.

The act of hiring a prostitute to interfere with another person's life without the knowledge or consent of that person. Certain states where prositution is legal also have specific laws prohibiting the use of prostitutes to target individuals for the purposes of "social espionage" or information gathering.

Big obnoxious hickeys

Trolling whores, especially by tricking them into sleeping with you for free.

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!