May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Girl who has done something particularly bitchy, such as enabling underage drinkers, and then bitching them out.
by sipkatana November 19, 2008
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She can be kind and sweet around grade Six! But watch out if she askes you to be her boy friend DON'T!!! She will only be using you because of a Bad breakup earlier or just because you are the "Weakest Link"
She will just USE YOU!!!
She will just USE YOU!!!
My Ex. Exactly that! we go to seperate schools for middle school and she goes Bi.I did not know so i could not wait to see her again and just be friends! Well she just ended up a Slut and a Whore! I wish she would die and burn in HELL!!!
by Tomtomcaty February 12, 2009