Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 24, 2016

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower March 2, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 December 1, 2018

Head Weed Soup

Bong water

Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!

by Pooper Grouper January 26, 2022

weed detector

A cop.

I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.

by Dylpickle535 June 18, 2018

lid of weed

How much does a lid of weed weigh in the 1970.

I paid $20.00 for a lid of weed

by April 29, 2021

Tumble weed head

Someone who lies and tries to justify it with non facts.

One time this guy said he was the best worker, he’s just a tumble weed head.

by Tumble weed February 17, 2022