to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up
A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.
by Trev1979 August 14, 2009
by t-grex November 18, 2018
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
by DildoBob March 27, 2014
Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
by Chubby bunny 69 February 17, 2015
A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
by A Credible Source June 12, 2015
by Turkish Kurdish Human July 18, 2016
by The Shizzole March 05, 2003