Toe sinking

Picture a wet Willy… but with your toe.
I.E. licking your toe then sticking in someone’s ear.

Awe man… that’s gross… stop toe sinking me!

by Songbird2000 June 8, 2022

lack toes intolerant

anyone whose lactose intolerant

her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant

by kailumz8 August 15, 2021

suck a toe

Sin cos tan, soh-cah-toa (sin, opposite, hypotenuse, etc). Used in trigonometry

Suck a toe, so I'm using tan because i have the opposite and adjacent

by Ronald Reagan but british February 6, 2023

Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Wiggly Toes

A pirate whose ship has recently sunk and is now wiggling toes to stay afloat

GGs Boxyfresh, you Wiggly Toes pirate

by MisterNorab April 14, 2023

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015