(n) Popper-smoking Zombie.
(n) Medical Term - when your eyes permanently cross after frequent pink-eye experiences.

When a girl wears too much foundation

A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws

When the person shoves fingers up your asshole but they have been into their own asshole first.

Usually the initiator already has poo fingers

The art of the terry tap in is used by sweaters on fifa. It starts with a one on one goal chance which draws the keeper out of goal. Next the player passes to a team mate running beside him giving him a free shot on goal. The goal is scored which completes it.

Comes from Dilbert. That guy who has to TRUMP your weekend story with a BETTER one. But like, EVERY Time you tell a weekend story.