A person or object that can deal with emotional, physical, or mental issues and make a bad ass outcome.
Brad hangs out with Scott for a week

John: Brad is such a tank! I can't believe he's hanging out with the most annoying kid in school!
by CnLBurst July 28, 2011
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The best available game for Wii prior to the release of SSBB. Found on the Wii Play disc.

Note the difference between tanks, a type of armored vehicle, and Tanks!. Tanks! is distinguished in speech by shouting the word.
Joe: Hey, you wanna play Tanks!?

Zack: Yeah, lets play Tanks!
by nog_lorp October 01, 2008
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Spanish slang refering to a large object or person, usually meaning fat
dude look at that fat chick over there

Shit i know, mean ol tanke!
by fredrick douglas martin March 06, 2007
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a really cool, hot guy. especially someone strong or good at sports
what a tank
by eatmebabythefridge January 28, 2009
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Broken, hopeless, ruined. Synonyms: screwed up or fucked up.
Damn! Frank was going to have a big outdoor barbecue this weekend but when the forecast called for rain, he knew his plans were in the tank.

Frank started his car, depressed the accelerator to the floor and shifted back and forth between "R" and "D". Now his transmission is in the tank.
by Frank Klaune April 29, 2005
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The process by which a person expels excrement into the toilet tank, instead of the bowl, resulting in a disgusting surprise when one flushes.
I'm tanking in Mr. Dookie's toilet!
by Boner and Asshole May 24, 2009
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In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.
Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.
by jschmidty89 January 20, 2008
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