The slow pace that west-coasters walk at, unaware that they are moving so slowly until they encounter someone from anywhere else (with the exception of Hawaii, where they move even SLOWER, sometimes not making it down the street for days). The California Stroller may attempt to keep up with faster-paced out-of-state or international friends, but finds that they will only hurt their legs or slip on some form of frozen water, which apparently is a wide-spread natural disaster happening at certain times of the year for those not lucky enough to live south of the Holy-Snap-That's-Cold Line. California Strollers are often yards behind non-Californians and constantly block sidewalks. They claim this is because they like to enjoy the scenery.

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.

A song that Against Me! will never play live, fucking bastards.

An old-timey term for a handjob. The term was coined in Pompton Lakes, NJ.

the act of strolling (walking) and smoking a bowl of marijuana

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.