People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)
Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men
by Girl in reds wife January 1, 2021
by logann hinshaw May 8, 2005
a mental illness 😿
"ew straight people
the symptoms of straightness are :
-renegading
-listening to lewis capaldi and the radio
-watching Tony lopez
-favourite song being dance monkey
-watching the following : greys anatomy, friends and riverdale
- being boring
the symptoms of straightness are :
-renegading
-listening to lewis capaldi and the radio
-watching Tony lopez
-favourite song being dance monkey
-watching the following : greys anatomy, friends and riverdale
- being boring
by fr0ggy 🐸 August 12, 2020
by LLKO June 4, 2003
by Studtaco March 27, 2003
by lala loopsie ahhhhhhhh October 23, 2020