person 1: AHH A SNAKE!!!
snake: why you screamin?
snake: you scared me so i bite ya
person 1: "dies"
me: dont get scared you fuckin dumass piece of shit
snake: slithers away*
snake: why you screamin?
snake: you scared me so i bite ya
person 1: "dies"
me: dont get scared you fuckin dumass piece of shit
snake: slithers away*
by welp moment dumass November 17, 2020
A way of explaining an odd happening or a strange, inexplicable occurrence. Taken from the movie Snakes On A Plane, when the lights go off and someone shouts: "It's the snakes! It's the snakes!"
Joe: So did you hear about Jeff? His clothes caught on fire and he had to be treated for first-degree burns!
John: Ouch! How did that happen?
Joe: No one knows. Haha, maybe it's the snakes.
John: Maybe.
John: Ouch! How did that happen?
Joe: No one knows. Haha, maybe it's the snakes.
John: Maybe.
by Andrew Fisher December 26, 2006
The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.
Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.
Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.
I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.
Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.
I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.
by Megalo Fidi August 03, 2010
The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".
by Jump The Shark May 20, 2009
1. A Snake A Snake, Snaaaaaake A Snake, Ohhhhhh, it's a Snake...
2. That guy has a huge Snake!
3. "That bastard just snaked my jacket!"
2. That guy has a huge Snake!
3. "That bastard just snaked my jacket!"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
Davis: "Arghh i've just come back from Lucy's house"
Shelven: "Oh Davis, what did you get up to?"
Davis: "Arghh we made passionate love"
"Shelven: Ohh you've been snaking Davis!
You slippery slimey Serpant"
Shelven: "Oh Davis, what did you get up to?"
Davis: "Arghh we made passionate love"
"Shelven: Ohh you've been snaking Davis!
You slippery slimey Serpant"
by King Of Treatsss January 12, 2010