by GusTheGhoul3000 September 30, 2019
by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014
inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!
other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010
Two definitions:
- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.
- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.
- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.
- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.
Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"
Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.
Small dick energy right there.
Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.
Small dick energy right there.
by Loltehjew September 17, 2018
When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.
by LOlolwtfbbq June 04, 2010
Someone with such a small penis he couldn’t find it, even if he was going to use it to pee up your ass if your guts were on fire.
by Cold Madina April 15, 2019