Tall person: Ur short
Short person: I may be short but ur ugly and i still have time to grow
by gurliegurl55 January 06, 2011
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Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.
Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?
by 311smoke420 July 12, 2008
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Someone under the 25th percentile for stature for their age, sex, and country.
(5'7" and under for men and 5'2" and under for women in the US)
by Silvio July 26, 2003
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