In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
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On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
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Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
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