A person of considerable intellect, and who lives on Guam.

When a person is drunk and waving one hand in the air while holding a drink.

noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."

A person who needs help and is literally Satan.

youre a fucking player. you have 30 exes and you flirt with anything that walks. you gorgeous and you know it, your financial capability is okay. you still suck tho.

Russell is a guy who cares a lot of his friends feeling. Sometimes he might care about his friends’s feelings more than his girlfriend but that doesn’t mean he don’t love her enough. If you’re dating a Russell, you’re a very patient girl. Russell will care about the tiniest little things that matter most. But he might be ignorant towards the bigger things and some times messes up with his priorities. You’ll feel insecure while dating Russell because of his priorities problem. Most of the time you’ll get hurt by Russell too. But with Russell, you’ll have the sweetest memories because of how caring and gentlemen he is. You just need to be patient and maybe at the end of the day, Russell will give his priority whole heartedly to you.

Drafting teacher by day, Ninja by night