One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.
by Virgin Killer January 30, 2008
the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
by WIZZAARD July 10, 2008
That one guy who has the body mass of an ant, and prides himself for the size of both his forehead and chin
by Russelslayer February 14, 2019
by Frank Zieglar June 20, 2008
This person is someone that you will never regret meeting. It's like a bestfriend but more, I guess you could say a soulmate, he's the one person in the world that gets you better than anyone else. Someone who makes you a better person physically and emotionally. He's someone you carry with you forever. So when you fall Inlove with a guy named Russell, make sure you fall hard so he can pick you up.
by Unkown_lover September 16, 2016
Russell Is cool, He is also Very Funny, He has a huge cock, He's Sexy, and athletic and Has Swag Which Comes With his Loyalty.
by Onlydarealsurvives June 16, 2017
by superspecialawesomeburger November 21, 2010