One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.
The house shook as the Russell claimed his 27th virgin of the week.
by Virgin Killer January 30, 2008
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the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
by WIZZAARD July 10, 2008
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That one guy who has the body mass of an ant, and prides himself for the size of both his forehead and chin
We need to leave now, russel is here
by Russelslayer February 14, 2019
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revealing spoilers about a movie or comic-book
When he told me the ending of the movie; he Russelled me.
by Frank Zieglar June 20, 2008
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This person is someone that you will never regret meeting. It's like a bestfriend but more, I guess you could say a soulmate, he's the one person in the world that gets you better than anyone else. Someone who makes you a better person physically and emotionally. He's someone you carry with you forever. So when you fall Inlove with a guy named Russell, make sure you fall hard so he can pick you up.
I fell hard for a guy named Russell
by Unkown_lover September 16, 2016
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Russell Is cool, He is also Very Funny, He has a huge cock, He's Sexy, and athletic and Has Swag Which Comes With his Loyalty.
Gurl 1:Russell Is so Sexy!
Boy 1: I Fuckin hate him He's Cocky
Boy 2: Are You being a Hater Tay?
by Onlydarealsurvives June 16, 2017
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A pubic wig.

Named after Russel Crowe's Pubic-like beard.

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Dude want to buy a russel?

Nah i can grow my own
by superspecialawesomeburger November 21, 2010
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