when you take a giant shit in someones house

keeping it cool

A mysterious person who many people may not like because they're not pigeon-holeable. A reserved man whose hard to read whose not really shy but they're not very open either. Russell is closed mouthed about his past but if you earn his trust he will share some information with you. Dark hair, dark beard, dark eyes, wears a lot of dark colors. A loyal man who values friendship and loves the company of beautiful women who has zero tolerance for disloyalty. If you break his trust, he may forgive you but he'll never re-trust you. Overall, Russell is a caring friend who likes to put a smile on your face with his humorous jokes and witty comebacks. Russell is a valuable friend and a devoted father.

The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life

the specific prancing gait practiced by handlers of show dogs during competitions or exhibitions.

a swift movement of the handlers feet parading a show dog,

Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?

Behavior that simulates actual work, while, in reality, not performing work at all