Acronym for "Randomly Occurring Boner." This is when a male gets an erection in a non sexual situation, usually in awkward or inopportune times.
I don't know if I can hire you Mr. Peterson, as you had a ROB for most of this interview.
by Billy the Bum August 27, 2010
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Rob is a very cute boy, with a warm heart and nice smile. He’s intelligent, awesome, smart, loved, handsome, funny, caring, kind, gentle, playful, chill, admirable, and cool. He loves CSGO and he always calls his girlfriend mean if she’s right about him. He’s silly, and thoughtful. He is a gentleman, and pretty shy, but once you get into his loved zone he is a sweetie and soft little teddy bear. He will steal your heart in no time, he has an angelic laugh. When he giggles or chuckles, it is literally pleasure and music to the human ears. When he talks, it’s like cloud 9, you’re floating in heaven. People wish he could see himself how they see him through their eyes. Only then, he’d realize how special, and how much more he means to everyone. He isn’t a simp either because that word is stupid, he’s respectful and outstanding. He deserves infinite gold stickers. His girlfriend also loves him more than everything, every atom, every particle, every organism, every piece of dust, the world, the galaxy, the planets, the universe, the whole outer space and multiverses... times infinity and he cannot deny it. He deserves all the love he can get.
Rob’s girlfriend: Rob is such a cutie, I love him!
by secretpersonhehe December 29, 2021
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Rob is a very kind and smart person. He is the absolute best. If you ever need a bsf go and be bsfs with a Rob. They are always there for someone. And sometimes they are very crazy. But have a huge heart and it's filled with joy and happiness. Sometimes even hurt and pain but they try and push it aside to make others happy
GO GET YOUR SELF A FRIEND NAMED ROB
by Rob's bsf October 23, 2019
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I almost didn't make it to the toilet, I was scared I was going to do a rob!!!
by Informer_101 January 10, 2017
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fucking faggot douche who thinks being shanked is being pantsed...fucking geed.
by JuicyCampus February 6, 2009
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Somebody who is very special as well as dopey.
They are very smart, kind, lovable, caring, cute, and dayuuum HOT.
They are also amazing friends and great company :) they are people that everybody would love, and are very entertaining and funny.
You are so dopey , what a Rob?
by DopeyMinds November 27, 2011
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When someone you have engaged in an argument with, pretends that they are talking to someone else in an effort to subside the standing argument, but is caught in an awkward state of embarrassment, yet continues to go with the pretend conversation.
F- Dude you have no swag what so ever! Give up on life!
R- Shut up! Anyways...
F- Who the F*** are you talking to?
R- Matt, duh he was like... talking to me.
F- FYL, fo eva...
S-Yo, I think you just got Robbed?
F- FYL too man.
by YouCallMeSenaCauseImSena,SENA September 22, 2010
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