ROB - a random occuring boner.
when guys have a erection in awkard places and there is no reason for the erection. most common is when guys wake up in the morning - which is reffered to as a "morning glory"
Hahaha - he's got a ROB
by Jimmer94 April 01, 2009
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Acronym for "Randomly Occurring Boner." This is when a male gets an erection in a non sexual situation, usually in awkward or inopportune times.
I don't know if I can hire you Mr. Peterson, as you had a ROB for most of this interview.
by Billy the Bum August 27, 2010
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Rob is a very kind and smart person. He is the absolute best. If you ever need a bsf go and be bsfs with a Rob. They are always there for someone. And sometimes they are very crazy. But have a huge heart and it's filled with joy and happiness. Sometimes even hurt and pain but they try and push it aside to make others happy
GO GET YOUR SELF A FRIEND NAMED ROB
by Rob's bsf October 23, 2019
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I almost didn't make it to the toilet, I was scared I was going to do a rob!!!
by Informer_101 January 10, 2017
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fucking faggot douche who thinks being shanked is being pantsed...fucking geed.
by JuicyCampus February 06, 2009
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Somebody who is very special as well as dopey.
They are very smart, kind, lovable, caring, cute, and dayuuum HOT.
They are also amazing friends and great company :) they are people that everybody would love, and are very entertaining and funny.
You are so dopey , what a Rob?
by DopeyMinds November 27, 2011
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When someone you have engaged in an argument with, pretends that they are talking to someone else in an effort to subside the standing argument, but is caught in an awkward state of embarrassment, yet continues to go with the pretend conversation.
F- Dude you have no swag what so ever! Give up on life!
R- Shut up! Anyways...
F- Who the F*** are you talking to?
R- Matt, duh he was like... talking to me.
F- FYL, fo eva...
S-Yo, I think you just got Robbed?
F- FYL too man.
by YouCallMeSenaCauseImSena,SENA September 21, 2010
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