Urban Dictionary: a poon

area of the female anatomy, located between the inner thighs; especially loves the cock and the tongue

"wow, my boyfriend really knows how to work the poon"

by erica November 20, 2003

1. Literally, vagina (see poontang).
2. Figuratively, vagina; one who is week (see pussy).

1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long.
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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pooned

The art of humiliation, or a certain action that deminishes someone at their expense.

A dopey chinaman smacks Frankie T in the face. "Frankie T got pooned."

by Dan Burton May 08, 2006

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Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 03, 2012

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poone

Another term for the vagina. This word was invented by two men(zach and ben)...they are the pimp daddy masters!!!!

1:Hey i am gunna go get some POONE tonight.2:your POONE is getting on my nerves.

by krimet32 April 14, 2004

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pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

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The Poon

nickname for Harpoon brand India Pale Ale

Crazy Uncle Johnny: You wanna IPA?

Weird Uncle Travis: Sure, you got The Poon?

by Mister Webster January 23, 2008

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