A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick
Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
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When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021
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The orginal pipe pipe member, it means when ur dick game is so strong they gotta call u pipe pipe cause one pipe isn’t enough
Michael pipe game so strong they call him Mikey pipe pipe
by Mikey pipe pipe December 22, 2017
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A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.
" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "
by Bubbles&Nubs February 12, 2016
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In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.
I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.
by H-town Go-town January 15, 2014
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When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.
Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?
by Poshing May 08, 2019
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