"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"

"I forgot a condom and she didn't take her birth control, so she had to run out and get the after pill.

"i left a large creatin n tartar for the cleaning staff, im so gentleman pilled"

Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled

Had a dribble pill with a bottle of red on my flight to London. Slept the whole time.

my dyslexia pills are kicking in

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